The following took place at 7AM on Cup Day when I got home from work, having consumed two fresh Cheesymite Scrolls from Brumbies. And a lot of cider.
Me:
Honey! Honey! Wake up!
Jess:
Mnh?
Me:
Hello! You'll never believe what I had for breakfast!
Jess:
Mnh.
Me:
Cheesymite Scrolls! Fresh ones! They were amazing! So fresh! And THIS big! They were like.... like a flavour meteor! A flavour meteor impacting on my taste dinosaurs!