Someday I'll Own This Bookstore

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The king of analogies is me

  • The following took place at 7AM on Cup Day when I got home from work, having consumed two fresh Cheesymite Scrolls from Brumbies. And a lot of cider.
  • Me: Honey! Honey! Wake up!
  • Jess: Mnh?
  • Me: Hello! You'll never believe what I had for breakfast!
  • Jess: Mnh.
  • Me: Cheesymite Scrolls! Fresh ones! They were amazing! So fresh! And THIS big! They were like.... like a flavour meteor! A flavour meteor impacting on my taste dinosaurs!
  • Jess: Don't use 'impact' as a verb.
  • Me: (asleep)